Lesson 1. Bitches ain't shit
From the less fortunate educated and successful you're A.considered a bitch and B. you don't matter
2. You are only as good as the size of your ass
If you ain't got a big ass then you don't pass
3. Skin color is a way of evaluating your worth
There are yellow bones, redbones, asians, white, latinas, and then there are "dark butts" all the way in the corner. "I don't like no dark butts." - Young Berg. God, I just adore that that quote!
4. Having money, cash, hoes as well as sex, cars, and jewelry make you a better person
You have reached your ultimate potential if you have these things and therefore you are UNSTOPPABLE
5. Drugs are cool!
Who needs education when you can sell cocaine
6. Yellow is also cool!!!!Especially when paired with black
7. When a man grabs your ass that means he likes you
If a man makes out with you that means he likes you, if a man has sex with you, it means he likes you, if a man never wants to talk to you again but then calls you up at three in the morning, it means he likes you.
8. Long straight hair is the only acceptable kind of hair on a woman.
Long hair she don't care. Cause you know only girls with long hair don't care!
9. Champagne parties are tons of fun!
10. Ay yo, If you don't bust out dat sliggity slang then the homies aint goin to understand what you be saying.
I guess I'll go back to my corner
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